Do Not Forget Your Weapons and Ugg Boots

Anna Fermanova

Anna Fermanova: Ugg Offender

Russian spy rings have a lot of Annas. In addition to Anna Chapman, Anna #2 has been revealed to be Anna Fermanova – a woman who truly utilizes fashion. She was arrested on July 15 on charges of attempting to smuggle $15,000 worth of night vision devices used for automatic assault weapons.

“It’s a piece of serious military hardware,” weapons experts have explained to the police. Yes, serious military hardware a woman hides on a flight from JFK to Moscow by concealing the munitions in her Uggs.

Ah, so a war and a fashion crime.