Lady Gaga Fragrance (cap from Telephone)Newsflash. Gaga and Coty are teaming up to produce a fragrance. Yep, the same people that made us think Sarah Jessica Parker smells like an old woman decaying in a flower bed.

What’s it going to smell like? Diet Coke cans and hair? Fake blood? All we know so far is that it is likely to be HUGE. I already know a substantial amount of male and female fashionistas and ‘Little Monsters’ that would purchase it for packaging alone.