Rachel Zoe and Taylor JacobsonIn the first 10 minutes of last night’s new episode of the Rachel Zoe Project, our beloved stylist revealed that her ex-stylist – the very whiny Taylor Jacobson – was fired by Rachel’s husband Rodger due to “financial discrepancies” tied to the junior stylist’s book-keeping. Brad Goreski, her preppy and nice styling assisant (well, actually Styling Director as of last night’s promotion), also accused Taylor of stealing clothes from Zoe’s sample closet.

I knew all that bleach would mess up her neurosis.