Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Wackness

Chelsea ClintonRumoured to be wed to Marc Mezvinsky on July 31st, Chelsea Clinton has been seen visiting both Oscar de la Renta and Vera Wang in recent days which has caused much speculation over her official dress designer. My guess is for the de la Renta corner – considering the understated and almost political beauty of his dresses. Vera is the ultra-nuptial designer, but seems a little too daring for what you will see below, is a very HUGE affair.

Glass walled air conditioned tents – £386,000
Flowers (provided by Jeff Leathan, artistic director of the Four Seasons in Paris) – £321,000
Photos and videos – £26,000
Security – £129,000
Music – £26,000
Toilets (posh porta-cabins with porcelain seats, mood music and hot water) – £10,000
Wedding planner (rumoured to be Boston-based Bryan Rafanell) – £129,000
Alcohol (including wines named ‘Desire’ and ‘Embrace’) – £19,000
Food (tuna encrusted with horseradish and miso) – £80,000
Wedding dress – £16,000
Brides jewellery – £161,000
Groom tux – £1,300
Wedding rings – £6,400
Hair and make-up – £13,000
Cake (Gluten free for Chelsea) – £6,400
Wedding favours – £16,000
Lighting – £64,000
Satationary – £32,000
Tables – £64,000
Rehearsal dinner – £161,000
Catering staff – £48,000
Media consultant – £64,000
Transport – £321,000
Rabbi/priest – £3,200
Valet parking – £6,400
Aisle runner – £6,400

Total cost: £2.122million

I would happily be that aisle runner for a day. I’m pretty sure I’d get to finally meet Oprah.