Lady Gaga Meat Dress VMAs

“It’s certainly no disrespect to anyone that’s vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I’m the most judgment-free human being on the Earth. It has many interpretations, but for me this evening it’s [saying] if we don’t stand up for what we believe in, if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones.”

I can only assume Lady Gaga smelled absolutely rank at last night’s Video Music Awards. Nicola Formichetti – is this your doing?

In addition, her fragrance rumours have finally been confirmed. In a deal that was completed last week, Gaga has finally signed a long-term licensing agreement with Coty to create fragrances under her name. The first one will launch in Spring 2012. With meat undertones, perhaps?

Lady Gaga Fragrance (cap from Telephone)Newsflash. Gaga and Coty are teaming up to produce a fragrance. Yep, the same people that made us think Sarah Jessica Parker smells like an old woman decaying in a flower bed.

What’s it going to smell like? Diet Coke cans and hair? Fake blood? All we know so far is that it is likely to be HUGE. I already know a substantial amount of male and female fashionistas and ‘Little Monsters’ that would purchase it for packaging alone.