“Trying to find stuff that’s still fashion-forward in my size is damn near impossible. It’s either for like a 98-year-old woman or a 14-year-old hooker, and there is nothing in the middle.”
Will Derek still be running the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too? Or will he, in fact, have realized that there is nothing more important in life than being ridiculously good looking? According to director/screenwriter Justin Theroux, Zoolander 2 could see the guys dealing with getting older in the industry de la fashion, saying ‘they’re about to ring 40’s bell. They have to claw their way back into the fashion industry in some way or another.’
Don’t worry…these are tears of joy.