Rachel Zoe Dies

Rachel Zoe dies by Michael Kors in Harper's Bazaar

Dress, bags, and shoes, Michael Kors. Ring (top), House of Lavande.

Yep, death is apparently the lovely theme of the day.

Harper’s Bazaar just released shots from a new spread with Rachel Zoe inspired by her favorite expression of love: “I die.” Taking the expression literally, designers like Francisco Costa, Vera Wang, Marc Jacobs, Brian Atwood, and Michael Kors pose murderously with the stylist.

Rachel Zoe dies by Marc Jacobs in Harper's Bazaar

Dress and shoes, Marc Jacobs.

Rachel Zoe dies by Vera Wang in Harper's Bazaar

On Wang: Ring, Solange Azagury-Partridge. Vest and belt, Wang's own. On Zoe: Dress and necklace, Vera Wang. Ring (left), Solange Azagury-Partridge. Ring, Zoe's own.

Rachel Zoe dies by Brian Atwood in Harper's Bazaar

Dress, Derek Lam. Bracelets, Van Cleef & Arpels. Ring, Alexis Bittar. Shoes (on Zoe) and (in Atwood's hand), Brian Atwood.

Rachel Zoe Dies by Francisco Costa in Harper's Bazaar

Dress, and belt, Calvin Klein Collection. Bangle (worn throughout), Cartier.

In conclusion, Francisco Costa strangled her with measuring tape, Marc Jacobs electrified her, Vera Wang poisoned her, Brian Atwood stiletto-stabbed her, and Michael Kors bodybagged her. I die.